Getting the Randy

Being dragged into a chat or forum conversation one was not initially part of by way of insult.

Jenny: "Fucking sheep. This country makes me sick."

Randy: "Was it Jarome? I've told him and told him, but does he listen? No, And he always chooses the ugliest ones, too."

Jarome: "what the fuck Randy? lol"

Getting the Randy

Get Known BK Randy

The greatest slang term ever for Call of Duty. It stands for get known ( kind of self explanatory) bad kid random. Pretty much an amazing way to put down any random kid on your team that sucks.

Kid you're 3-15, get known BK Randy

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Getting Randy on my Johnson

Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.

After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”

Getting A Randy

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.

The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.