Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

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