Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal