Ghoofuk

Ghoofuk can be used as either a noun or a verb.

a ghoofuk (noun) is a person that you would like to throw a pen in the eye of.
to ghoofuk (verb) is to throw a pen in some one's eye(often babies).

Matt: how funny would it be if i ghoofuked that baby?

Bohdan: Not funny at all your werewolf pedophile freak!... although slightly funny.

(Ghoofuking occurs)

Matt and Bohdan piss themselves laughing