Gibson Swag

Having Gibson Swag makes you a lethal weapon to all females. You have a Brave heart and you know what women want... all while being as smooth and sexy as a Gibson guitar.

Caution: Gibson Swag has been known to put women in cardiac arrest... do not use Gibson Swag on women with weak hearts or the elderly.

Guy at bar: Did you see that? He just smiled at her and she took her clothes off.

Girl at bar: That's because he has Gibson Swag! I did the same thing when he walked through the door. His swag is lethal!

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