Gift Certificating

What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.

i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year

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gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

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craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

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