gift shop

Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.

"Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."

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exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

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Tie Dyed Gift Shop

The coolest place on earth. Located in wonderful Yellow Springs, Ohio. They've been known to illegally employ vagrant bears and rabid squirrels to cut costs and because the Yellow Springs, Ohio wildlife has great artistic ability.

Long sleeve shirts, short sleeve shirts, hoodies, onesies, socks etc.

Their handmade dyes are super rad and one of a kind! Bear dyes man, bear dyes..

"I went to a righteous store today." "Was it the Tie Dyed Gift Shop?" "How'd you know?" "Pffffft..."

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Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

gift shop on the Queen Mary

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

gift shopping

A verb when you walk into a gift shop and shop for gifts

Jimmy: "Hey man, want to go gift shopping?"

Charles: "Yeah man, I love sift shops!"