Ginger Jerky

The act of a hick arp running 2 miles while naked in the middle of the woods while snacking on beef jerky and playing the banjo.

Person 1: "Look at that hick run."

Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."

Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."

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