Ginger Rogers

n. 1) Born Virginia Katherine McMath on July 16th in Independence, Missouri. Kicked butt while Dancing backwards in high heels with Fred Astaire. Was gorgeous beyond all comprehension and talented beyond all measure.

v. 2) The act of being awesome. The ability to take over the United States...or the world. Being a superhero. Making your friends jealous. god-like.

"Ginger Rogers loves to dance."

"Mommy?"

"Yes, Herb?"

"I want to Ginger Rogers when I grow up."

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shithouse ginger rogers

Someone who sits in a public restroom stall and taps their foot to signal people in adjoining stalls in search of sex.

Senator Craig recently got busted for pulling a shithouse Ginger Rogers in a public restroom at the Minneapolis airport.

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