Girls rule!

An attempt by the females of a society to assert dominance over males by verbally announcing their superiority without asserting any proof to back up their claim. This is usually said by women in a society where they have been given a taste of equality, yet continue to feel intrinsically inferior. The phrase is used as a morale booster.

Jill: Girls rule!
Jack: Actually, men rule society, but if it makes you feel better to say so, then why don't you go ahead and print some stickers and t-shirts that say it, and have fun with that.

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girl rules

The right for a male to get out of any previous engagement with any other male in lieu of conflicting plans with a new female interest.

This condition does not conflict with bros before hoes due to the new nature of the female interest.

Scott: So we still hanging out tonight?
William: Naw bro. I hate to bail but I got a date.
Scott: But we made plans a week ago!
William: Sorry, but you know. Girl rules.
Scott: Alright, it's cool.

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Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.

Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*

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The Bad Girls Rules

A book written by Missy Miliani that debuted on itunes and sold a million copies.

did you read that book The Bad Girls Rules? Its a good book! Im a bad girl now cuz of it!

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