Girly Rant

A rant of epic proportions specifically about a girls new crush. Is only really accepted by girls.

Susan: Will you pardon me, I really have to girly rant.
Jill: Go ahead, I want to hear it.
Susan: GEE! Hes so cute, and hes got these great eyes, have I mentioned how funny he is? We have so much in common! Hes just amazing... (goes on)
Jill: Thats great!