Give the baby the iPad

When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.

Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.