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Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.
Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses
- from "Aenima" by Tool
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To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.
i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.
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Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.
I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.
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ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.
" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"
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Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.
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