gladrags

An old british term, mainly cockney, for a fancy or expensive item of clothing.

"Nice gladrags, Aditya."

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gladrag

A fancy item of clothin

"So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
the handbags and the gladrags
that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you"
or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\

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Gladragged

Verb: To have rough, rapid penetrative sex with an old-aged Pensioner.

Can also apply to younger Grandmothers and Grandfathers, provided that they have attained an age, corresponding to G.I.L.F status (Usually over 40, preferably over 50.)

The past tense of Gladraggin' (Present tense) and Gladrag (Future tense).

Homie 1: (at the end of a long-winded, emotional speech, having sensed a secret being held back) "...no secrets between us!! Just tell me!"

Homie 2: "OKAY, Okay...so...at Chloe's B-day bash last year...I gladragged your Gam-Gam in the laundry room-"

Homie 1: "THE F**K-!"

Homie 2: "BUT but, in my defense, I hollered her the next morning, for a little R&R, aaand you KNOW I took her out for Bowls and Bingo, down at Mature Meadows Recreational Centre!" (Raises eyebrows defiantly)

Homie 1: "..."

Homie 2: (Frowning, averting gaze in disbelief) "C'mon maaaan... It's yo' Gam-Gam dawg... I wasn't about to treat her like old-ass trash, know what I'm sayin'??? Real family love." (A determined look in his face)

Homie 1: "...A'ight."