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There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.
Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.
There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
To be Glamorous is one thing, to have a mullet and be a man is another.
Glamorous mullet men are defined as not only being the best at gaming, but also having the best sense of humour and also hair.
To be a glamorous mullet man, one must first obtain a mullet. Being a man is not that important but do strive to have a penis. And lastly, the glamorous part. Glamorous doesn't just come from self love but from listening to the song Glamorous by Fergie and obscene amount of times.
Once you have achieved all 3, you will inevitably be one. But only in spirit. The real Glamorous Mullet Men are like the Deathly Hallows. Only the OG 3 are known.
See those guys with hot pink and lime green hair? That makes them the glamorous mullet men