Glastroenteritis

The state of being jealous that one of your friends is attending Glastonbury festival and you're not.

Man 1: You look awful...everything ok?

Man 2: I'll be fine, just coming down with a bit of Glastroenteritis.

Man 1: I had that once, it's the worst. Have you tried reading articles about how much it's going to rain? It's the only thing that made me feel better.

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