glatz

is short for 'glatzkopf' - the German word to describe somebody as bald. Used by English-speakers so as to codify someone's baldness with a view to discussing it openly in front of them. See 'beglatzed'.

Jeff: "Have you seen Cody's bald head? What a loser."
Brian: "Oh, hey Cody!"
Cody: "Hi guys."
Brian: "You're right Jeff - a definite glatz."

"Sheila splashed her wetness right across Barry's glatz"

Gay Steve was dying to spaff all over Bald Tony's glatz.

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glatze

Bald in german. Used to refer to the bald dumbfuck cult. There is no need for the individual to be bald, just genuinely fucking stupid

Person 1: "Mr.Hadow is so stupid, I bet he only gets attention from his FBI agent"
Person 2: "He is such a glatze"