Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Donut Dick

A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women

"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"

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dick to dick glazing

When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone

Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”

Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke

Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn

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Dick to dick glazing

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

“This dick to dick glazing Ong”

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Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

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