Glengormley

Small town on the outskirts of Belfast, Northern Ireland on a mini scale one side is Protestant the other Catholic, has around 100000000000 cctv cameras now which have spoilt the only fun to be had in this town, rioting the sport of kings.

tourist - " Excuse me is it true that Zeus lives in Glengormley? "

resident - " Why yes he lives on Carnmoney Hill!, have you any spare change btw? "

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