Glenn Method

Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.

I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.

Glenn's Method

to rub one out; choke the monkey; take the dog for a walk; feed the chicken; drain the wine-snake; visit mrs palmer and her 5 daughters; to have a pull; to Masturbate; etc.

God, Matty! stop doing Glenn's Method and go to bed.

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