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glitch in the matrix

Def 1. From the 1999 film The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing dΓ©jΓ  vu as caused by the Machines altering the Matrix.

Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.

Ex 1. Neo identified a glitch in the matrix when he saw the same black cat walk past the door twice.

Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lotto all in the same day.

by dictionaryname February 24, 2009

242πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

by suburbanite November 29, 2003

74πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

48πŸ‘ 85πŸ‘Ž


glitch in the matrix

Essentially, a term referring to a retard. derived from the movie "The Matrix." also referring to degenerates.

Man, that glitch in the matrix plays with his own shit like it's Play-Doh.

by zach greg May 8, 2006

13πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Glitch in the Matrix

The rare combination of a β€˜Ghost wipe’ and a β€˜Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself β€œDid I even take a shit?”. This is known as a β€œGlitch in the Matrix”

by Duss Duss January 26, 2022

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Glitch in the Matrix

When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.

Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.

"Err, dude? I think there's a glitch in the matrix. Look at the road - !"

by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010

32πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 10, 2004

28πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž