"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"
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Albuquerque punk band. Known for their shows in the early 2000s, their album and their news appearances.
John: Hey, do you like glitter dick?
Garbanzo: Yeah man, I love their song midnight girl!
When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.
"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"
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A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
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"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."
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Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.
He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick
the result of having glitter on one's penis.
usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.
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