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One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.
"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."
When an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.
A: "Wow that bitch wouldn't let my play my glockenspiel!"
B: "Dude, you totally got glock blocked!"
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The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.
For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.
These are all examples of a Glock Block
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When a friend (or FORMER friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. Glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
Jumbo: The guy I went to the gunshow with bought the XDs I wanted...
Madfat: Dude, you got Glock blocked!
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The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.
Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
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General definition: Using Glock as a basis for any argument about beginner handgun selection, stating it's unmatched reliability and proliferation, while negating it's downfalls in ergonomics/Grip angle and lack of innovation.
Alternative definition: Shitting on any Glock caliber besides 9 or 10mm or the G44 22 LR
I overheard heard this Fudd talking about the 1911 being the only choice for a CCW, so I had to Glock-block him
The act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.
Carl - I'm going to shoot that dude!
Max - If you shoot him I am going to kill your dog.
Carl - Why the fuck are you Glock Blocking me Max?
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