glogogobal

That moment when you jump into the void, stumbling into the fiery pits of hell. Your first instinct of survival ignites inside you as you jump into a volcano and face Satan himself. As he straps you into a chair, with some Clockwork-Orange type stuff forcing your eyes open, he forces you to watch The Coneheads 9 consecutive times. You think he's done with you? No, he's just getting started... Satan then forces you to watch The Coneheads 936 more times consecutively, but now while listening to It's a Small World After All, but it's very off-key, and throughout the entire song is a continuous G and F sharp, on repeat for the entire duration of watching The Coneheads 936 times. For the entirety of this, Satan is forcing you to eat moldy popcorn that smells like a rotting coyote corpse that has been lying in the Arizona sun for 63 years. Even if you're full and don't want to eat it, Satan continues to force the disgusting popcorn down your throat. Then, if you somehow survive this, Satan will let you go. And then throw you into a pit of lava with spikes where you will die a slow, painful death.

Person 1: My cousin died.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Glogogobal...