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Glowjob

When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)

Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!

by Actual Russian Bot March 24, 2022

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Glowjob

A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.

Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!

by Wet Ones September 7, 2008

66πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Glowjob

A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.

Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life

by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006

72πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Glowjob

Glowjob; The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst the giver wears a LED (mouth/teeth) 'grill'.

I just got the best Glowjob ever. The pink LEDs really do it for me.

by eByrd January 24, 2011

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


glowjob

A gay blowjob

- the guy gave him a glowjob!
- that's grouse!

by squeakydoor January 13, 2009

22πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


glowjob

Oral sex from a radioactive person.

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.

by Circushead June 27, 2006

25πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


glowjob

A glow in the dark condom

Hey baby lemme close the blinds and strap on a glow job.

by max March 5, 2004

9πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž