Gluke

Call of Duty's name for the Glock pistol

1) He just shot me with a gluke!
2) Look, that cop is carrying a gluke.

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Gluke

A man called Luke who doesn't have any glutes but really ought to.

Hey Gluke, pass me that syringe!

Gluke

The act of twisting ones penis stopping ejaculation resulting in immense pain.

My girlfriend gluked me all night long

Getting Gluked

When Glukhar from Escape from Tarkov either one taps you or mag dumps you in under a second. Or alternatively, when one of his bodyguards does the same.

Getting Gluked is most often spoken as one of the following phrases,

Oh damn, I just got Glukhared

or
Oh damn, I just got Gluked.