Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.
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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.