Gnarnold Schwarzenegger

Schwarzeneggers REAL birthname, his parents quickly settled on this after discovering that he was just so fucking gnarley...

After killing his parents bare handed, young Gnarnold fled to the west where he changed his name to Arnold as not to confuse American audiences. He decided to keep his long surname as he knew it would fit nicely across the top of DVD sleeves in block capitals...

In the words of Gnarnold Schwarzenegger:

DO-IT NAUUU!

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