go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself

Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree

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Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.