goto

A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.

This code is crap, look at all the gotos it has.

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goto

"Giggling ones testicles off", a more refined version of lmao.

Last night was a wonder, I was goto'ing all eve!

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goto boto

(Goh-toH Boh-toH) - An overconfident man with a pencil thin penis. In medical term a penile diameter so small that a circumcision could not be performed . Frequently found within local male population in Hawaii; A goto is someone who is a scrub or wannabe player. The term boto is a Filipino slang word used locally in Hawaii for penis.

Friend 1: "How was that date with that smooth talker last night?" Friend 2: "The date was over when he pulled his pants down and I saw his goto boto".
Talking about her ex-boyfriend: "He acted like a big dick but he had a goto boto."
Nurse to newborn mom: "Oh your baby boy has a goto boto!"

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20 goto 10

Refers to BASIC (programming language). When executed, this line would create an infinite loop, continuously re-executing whatever instruction was on line 10 (usually a PRINT statement).

10 print shit fuck crap
20 goto 10

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GOTOS

An acronym. Stands for Gear On The OutSide. A condition of vehicles, usually trucks or jeeps, wherein the owner has attached all kinds of “gear” to the outside. Often in conjunction with a camping trip. Examples include gas cans, spare tires, jacks, awnings, rack boxes, roof tents, bikes, kayaks, surfboards and the like.

Wow, look at all the Gotos on that rig!

Yolo goto cw

You only live once go to country week

“Why the fuck would you waste your time in Perth playing cricket?”

“YOLO GOTO CW… BMRCA style you soft cunts…”