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Goatfucker

Someone who fucks with you so they also probably fuck goat.

Dude 1. Man your hear about Dylan? He got cheated on by his girl.
Dude 2. That Goatfucker!

by Swassmass February 01, 2016


Goatfucked

previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.

goat + fucked

the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.

literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.

reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."

by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012


goatfuck

A monumental screwup

Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003


goatfucker

a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.

As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!

by Thomas Liebsch August 24, 2005


goatfucker

One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.

Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!

by Chucklesss May 01, 2005


Goatfuck

A really messed-up(fucked up) situation or event.

They really turned the event into a goatfuck by their asinine behavior.

by Chilley April 10, 2011


Goatfuck

A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.

I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.

by Shiftylifty January 26, 2017