gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's