God Fist

God's extreme disapproval of your actions, or if you happen to be a loli, you're bending over.

I love you *god fist* But I do! *bigger god fist*

Onee-chan? *god fist* OH!!!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!

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Pounding God's Fist

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?

"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"

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