Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

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going to New Jersey

Any sexual act involving honey.

Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.

"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."

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