going to church

When you perform oral sex on a man, in the position of kneeling in front of him and sucking his cock.

Jack: Before the night was over, I was going to church on him, and he loved it!

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going to church

early Sunday morning code for going to score...

lyft driver: what do you have planned for today?
you: we're going to church

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go to church

the place for a scared gangsta who takes on a dangerous job, but decides to back out of the plan at the last minute. he is all talk but no action.

"if you a scared muthafuka, go to church - you knew the job was dangerous when you took it"

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Go To Church

A phrase used when excessevly dry humping someone in a non-seuxal way, expecially when beating them at something competative. i.e. sports, poker, video games

Joe:Dude I owned Bob at basketball and I yelled "go to church" right in his face to rub it in.

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go to church

To get high, either on marijuana or other recreational drug. More specifically using such drugs whilst embracing the glory of the Lord.

"What we doin` tonight mang?"
"You know we be goin` to church dawg, aww sheeeeeuuuttt!"

"I go to church to feel the salvation of Jesus Christ"

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Go to Church

It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."

Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.

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National go to church day

Every Sunday is national go to church day after all these grab ass and dick days we need some cleansing

Hey it’s National go to church day today we definitely need to clense our sole