When you are masturbating with a full bladder
Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.
when you get done fucking someone in the ass, you take your dick and put it in some cock juice. after that you put your pants on and go outside with ur cock hanging out and show your friends.
OMFG dude, you have the golden boner!
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When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.
"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"
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A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life
"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"