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Golden Ratio

The perfect ratio of milk, butter, and cheese sauce when making macaroni and cheese so that all of the cheese perfectly dissolves on the pasta without leaving any excess liquid on the bottom resulting in a golden color and the best possible taste.

Warning: The Golden Ratio is nearly impossible to achieve and takes years of practice to even come close to. With Kraft Mac and Cheese depending on the type of noodle it is normally within the range of 1/7 cup of milk and a maybe half a spoon of whipped butter combined with the full packet of cheese against warm pasta.

I had perfectly golden mac n cheese earlier today, and it was fucking sex.

by sk1z0r October 6, 2009

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Golden Ratio

In 2018 Kim Seokjin was named as the

Jin's near-perfect visage was a figure of interest in February 2018 when a foreign plastic surgeon analyzed his face. He said after studying 269 Asian male faces that Jin's frontal face matched the "golden ratio of 1:1.618" ― 1 being the cross-distance between ears and the other between chin and hairline.

He got scientifically perfect golden ratio face.

by theromanceofrose July 4, 2021

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Golden Ratio

Noun
The perfect ratio between a woman's tits and ass.

"Damn look at Becky, her badonkadonk and gazongas are at the golden ratio!"
"Her tits weren't that big, but with her ass she definitely achieved the golden ratio."

by caciamaan00 July 12, 2009

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Golden Ratio

Sexual encounters per day equal to one's age divided by number of days in birth month.

I exceeded my Golden Ratio per day in June and might need July to recover.

by bhamstrikers June 23, 2018

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Golden Ratio

When a groupie fucks every member of any particular band.

"Marla has fucked everyone in The Rolling Stones except Mick Jagger, once she's fucked him she will have the golden ratio."

by Miss Bob March 16, 2010

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Golden Ratioed

Said by an internet user on a social media platform, typically Twitter or 4chan, in an attempt to obtain a substantially greater number of likes on their reply than the original post and embarass the original poster. It is different to "ratio" due to the fact that it is a far more aggressive means of conveying their disdain.

Non-"stan" posting about someone: In my opin-
Twitter "stan" of said person: didn't ask + normie detected + you are a homosexual + golden ratioed + no father figure

by Samueliscool223 December 30, 2022

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