Golden Sacks Group

Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.

Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.