golden wonder

An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.

Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.

Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.

“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
“You betcha!”

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Golden Wonder

A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.

“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
“Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”