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"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.
Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..
Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.
Steven: still counts pussy.
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my overweight golden retriver.
i have a fat golden dog.
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