golfhead

A disease that effects people who never stop playing golf. Too much golf can turn you gay and this is one of the early developments. Golfhead applies to people who are actually, strangely, interested in the subject of golf and actually play the game. Those who have Instagram accounts dedicated to the unholy game have gone too far and have become full golfhead’s so stop it before it has escalated too much. People who are golfheads tend to wear tiny, pussy shorts and tend to be very self absorbed. They believe that golf is superior and need to be stopped and told that what they’re doing is just for the gays. Think of a golfhead as Louie Spence trying to impersonate Dwayne Johnson. Being a golf head is definitely not cool.

That boy’s shoving that golf club up his arse... must be a golfhead!