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Middle Earth's equivilant of a crack head
I'll suck it for the preacious
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To 'gollum' over something means to, possess something, treat it as your precious, clean it tend to it, just like Gollum would
"I just bought these new sneakers, i love them so much i will gollum over them for the rest of my life"
From the Lord of the Ring's trilogy; he is one of the greatest CGI character's of our time.
He has a split personality. One being Smegol, his former self. The other being Gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.
Smegol tries to aid Frodo and Sam untill Gollum finally betrays them and sends them to Shelob.
Gollum: "We could let...'her' do it."
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The biggest fiend ever. Willing to choke people for rings or any item worth more than 1 dollar. also the biggest crack head ever
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Noun.
1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.
2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.
3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.
4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
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1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.
2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.
While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
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The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.
Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.
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