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Gonk

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019

73πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Gonk

A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.

'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'

by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018

123πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Gonk

A slang term used in the world of Cyberpunk 2077, usually referring to a smooth brained individual who either says, or does, something that is extremely fucking stupid.

Johnny: C'mon V, smoke a cig for me. I need nicotine.

V: Sorry Johnny, I kill 300 people a day, but smoking is where I draw the line.
Johnny: You fucking gonk.

by daveycrockett3 December 17, 2020

46πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Gonk

A noise that may be too subtle to hear at first but which is audible enough to disrupt an audio recording. It was most notably used by an audio engineer who asked a perturbed Orson Welles to read another take while recording a commercial for frozen peas.

WELLES narrating: Nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting togetherβ€”

ENGINEER: Good. Could I have one more go, Orson, please? Sorry.

WELLES: What?

ENGINEER: Could I have just one more take of that?

WELLES: Why? I just did it right. Now, look, I'm not used to having more than one person in there. One

more word out of you, and you go. Is that clear?

ENGINEER: Yes, sir.

WELLES: I take directions from one person ... under protest! But from two I don't sit still. Who the hell are you, anyway?

ENGINEER: I'm the engineer.

WELLES: Well, why the hell are you asking me for another one?

ENGINEER: Well, I thought there was a slight gonk and I would just like to be safe.

WELLES: Jesus. shuffles papers What is a "gonk"? Do you mind telling me what that is?

ENGINEER: No, no, a bang from outside.

WELLES: A "bang from outside." pours himself some water Can I see Mrs. Rogers for a minute, please?

ENGINEER: Yes, certainly.

by MattR1970 February 21, 2016

20πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Gonk

A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.

1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!

by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004

185πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž


Gonk

A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.

1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.

"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."

"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."

"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."

by dlepper April 9, 2010

47πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Gonk

to sleep (british army term)

sleeping bag = gonkbag

by tali November 26, 2003

23πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž