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When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.
Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.
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its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody minding their business.
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
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When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
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