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A person who exclusively uses Google searches to acquire engineer-like knowledge which is then used to build or create something typically designed and built by a professional engineer. Especially applies when then object created is likely to be hazardous to surrounding persons health.
The Googineer lost his hand when his potato gun exploded.
Googin is a term to describe a fisherman who repeated does stupid things while fishing. Or a Fisherman who does not seem to be able to follow simple directions.
I made sure you did not pull a googin move and put a jig into someone, or sinker across someones noggin.
a true jig fisherman would not put clam on the hook targetting cod, Just don't get caught doing it on a Party Boat as you will make yourself look like a googin
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A stout young animal, usually of Irish or Italian descent. A Googins diet primarily consists of inexpensive strong beer, burritos, and occasionally - if the mood strikes - Red Lobster.
A Googin will protect it's face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: Gleegan - a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. Sideburns not included.
You'll often find a Googin "working" in it's toy-filled room, or hoarding James Ready 5.5 in the basements of select Stoney Creek dive bars. You may also find a Googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.
A Googin also possess' limited speech. You will often hear a Googin muttering the following sounds:
- Hudgity
- Tiddly
- Shawarma Shawarma Shawarma
- Take a toke
- Eat shit and choke
- Touch base
- Reach out
- Bub
- Bubs
- Chrons
- Chroners
- Dece
"Hudgity, hudgity, hudgity I'm only going out if I can eat me some damn Red Lobster and drink me some fucking 50"
Q: Hey Uncle Parp, want to hang out?
A: Nah. I just pissed my boxers and it got on my signed Hilary Duff picture. Plus, I'm busy organizing my Polly Pockets, bubs.
*Insert friend to friend email*
Reply: Why thank you for reaching out, sir. I appreciate your concern, and value your time. I will touch base with my colleagues. Regards - Googin
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To be well and truely under the influence of extasy,short for googing.
Person 1- Man im fully googin' tonight. these googs are wicked eh.
Person 2- Hell yer my oath they are.
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Someone who is not good at fishing considered to be terrible by other fishermen.
Jeez man that kid Jason Nunez is such a googin he catches the same shark every time.
Some one who is not good at fishing and is considered terrible by other more experienced fishermen.
Jeez man that kid Jason Nuñez is the literal definition of a googin he always catches the same shark and doesn’t think anyone notices.
(Goo gin poof)
verb: 1) a dance preformed with random steps and movement due to overwhelming happiness
2) State of confusion
3) fit of laughter lasting more then 30 seconds
Noun: A overly happy person
can have prefexes such as:
-en as in Googin poofen
-ed as in googin poofed
-ing googin poofing
Verb 1:
I googin poofed when I found that rare comic i was looking for on amazon.com.
I will googin poof if I find that she really likes me.
verb 2:
I was struck googin poofen when i found out i failed the test and didn't know why.
Verb 3:
The cartoon Ed, edd, and Eddy always made me googin poof.
Noun:
I am so googin poof i might sing!
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