Google Syndrome

When you suddenly think of some completely random question that has to be looked up on Google and answered right at that very moment.
This syndrome usually leads to the more serious illness of Google Search Syndrome or in more serious cases, Youtube Syndrome.

Jill : "... I wonder how much the average male platypus weighs..." *leaves to go on the computer*
Alex : "Ugh. You have Google Syndrome again!"
FIVE HOURS LATER.
Jill : "Alex, did you know that the average human accidentally eats 8 spiders in their life?"
Alex : "Ugggh."
9 HOURS LATER.
Jill : "Hahahaha! Oh, Fred! He's so funny. Can we go buy some helium to talk like him?"
Alex : "...."

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Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"