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A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.
"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"
"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"
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that really good succ; extremely good head or blowjob
Bro, I saw the video of Jaycob and Sierra, she totally goomped him!
Dude, tonight she’s gonna give me that good goomp.
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GOOMP, OMG! Goomp is that big back walking pile of goo. Mostly goomps are very inactive but like to downtalk others.
A goomp is that trash talking, nasty mouth chick or dude that's enormously large and slow moving.
A slothy sluggish individual. A slouchy, lazy, gluttonous person.
An extremely unmotivated person. Proud with low self-esteem.
Goomps always have their mouths open talking mess but nothing good ever comes out.
A bleach body bottomed person or a bad body chick.
Goomps are tacky and ill dressed for no reason.
She is always talking about how many chicks she has, with her goomp self.
No im not a goomp, and im not trying to loose weight, im just big boned.
Pootie is such a goomp, everyone else is working out, while she sits there eating a cake, 2 foot long subs, a 2 liter, and milk duds.
Thats why he dont have any chicks because he goomp ass wont groom and dress himself.
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"GOOMPED" is a word used to describe words like "devoured" or "abolished". Usually reffering to eating.
D@MN boy, you goomped that sh!t.
or
Yo hungry @$$ goomped them grapes
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Slang term for the act of male ejaculation, or for the semen itself.
1. Those calves are so sexy I could just goomp all over them.
2. I need to find a car wash that can clean the goomp stains off the back seat of my car.
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A dardy goomp is someone who is f ̧̡̧̡̛̼̗̦̥̼̰̥̠͇̘̠͖̞͎̞̙͚̙̣͕͚̤͓̖̬̯͖͉̺̻̾̿̍̐̓͐̄͑͌̽́̈̑͒̾̃͛͗̒̉̿̓̄̓̔̚͘͝͝͠͠ͅą̶̨̨̢̛͙̲̙͙̬̹̟͈̼͓͍̲̙̠͔͓̠͍̦͚̘̳̦̆͒̈́̃̌͑͌̀̀̇́̀̉̍͆̿̽̕̕͜͜ͅf ̛̻̫͈̼̝̥̞̤̠̩̜̟̝͕͉̜͎̰̰̫̺̇̊̽̊̅̀̿̒̀̄̑̾͛̈͑̎́̾̕͜͠͠ ̴̨̢͙̳͈̯̺͈̦͙̠͓̹̘̤͔̭̰̞̼͈͙͇͉̣͔̤̮͇̳̪̭̝̗̰̥̠̻͇̳̱̩̘̜̪̟͗̊̌̾̆̎͊͆͂̂́̀̔̇̾͑͒̃̏̌͗̉͒̃̔͛̐̀̍͊̅͛̊̑͛̈̀̚͘͘̚̕͜͜͜͠g̵̡̡͎̳̩̪͚͍͎̪͖̤̜̖̟̦͉̠̬̼̰̭̼̬̤͈̯̤̱̣̱̪̽̉͑̍́̏̌̅̎̆̒̔͘͘̚ͅͅd̴̡̧͔͖̭͖̭̥̤̥͙͓̞̜̺̩̝̭̻̪͚͛́̆͒̀͒̒̀̄̓̎̔̋̓̇̌̈́͗̋̍̇̌͊̕̚̕͜͝͝g ̡̢̛̛̼̝̹̮̘̞͚̹̹͖͇͍̫̼̪͎̒̌̇̀̊̀̿̈́̏̊̋͐̽̔̑̈́́͆͌̐͑̈́͛̍͐̓́̽̏̽́̄̈́̃͊̿͘̕͘͘̚̚̚̕͝͝ͅf̵̢̢͖̜̪͎̣̻̘̩̙̤̠͚̖̣̫̠̻̌͗͒̈́͛̅͒̽̉͗̃̆̃̈̀̄̅̓̌̍̑̉̈́̆̽͗̿̉̅́̑̂͛̃̌̇̑̐̎̅́͒͆͗̚̚͘͘͜͝g̶̡͙͇̱̝̬̻̤̞̗͉̣̙̤̝̮̘̪͓͉̭͈̩͛͌̈́̍̓̿̎͗̄̎̍̽͋̾̑̀́͗̃́̅̾̓̍̈́͂̎̆̓̎̿͛̚̚͘̕͜͝
Lucia is a dardy goomp
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