Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

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