Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.

A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.