grab hag

A Grab Hag is one who takes excessively, maybe even taking all that is there.

It seems to fill their souls with singular delight to pull out every tissue and aggressively stuff them into their bulging pockets or purses; and shamelessly doing so at the front of a long line of other grab hags waiting for their turn with the unprotected and unaccounted for tissues.

(See Chinese Grab Hag video)

Are they kleptos ? Are they exhibitionists ?

We may never know.

At this time, plans are being arranged to find out exactly where these creatures get to with all their various plunder, and what these nests may look like.

Look for the lucrative research in an upcoming National Geographic magazine near you.

Look at that Grab Hag hag-grabbling over there !

I've never seen such grabhaggory in all my days !

Save some for the rest of us you damn dirty grab hag !

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